NoodlePants

What is NoodlePants?

For nomads who want data, not just vibes. 363 cities. Live cost-of-living data. Salary X-ray that shows exactly how far your income goes city by city. Visa pathways for 150+ countries. Relocation planner, moving checklist, expat banking — everything a nomad needs in one place. Free to explore. Founders pricing at $199 lifetime for launch week (1,000 spots only). Built by a solo founder who got tired of opening 14 browser tabs to answer one question: where should I move next?